2023's worst game has gotten a Halloween update, as if it wasn't scary enough already

Everyone’s favourite so-bad-it’s-good 2023 release Crime Boss: Rockay City has gotten a free Halloween update, giving you a choice to spend spooky season reliving the horrors of watching semi-beloved 90s actors phone it in.

Yes, the game that rocked up in our lives and offered us a concentrated dose of half-baked 90s nostalgia that served as a pretty fine indication that we should probably stop doing half-baked 90s nostalgia is still receiving updates. Believe me, I’m as surprised as you are.

Crime Boss’ update 5.0 probably won’t save you from never being able to see its all-star cast, which in case you’ve forgotten, includes the likes of Michael Madsen, Chuck Norris and even Vanilla Ice, in the same light ever again, but it does give the game a nice Halloween-themed makeover.