How can I make my married boss fall in love with me?

How can I make my married boss fall in love with me?
7 Ways to Make Your Boss Fall in Love With You

Turn Compliments Into Flattering Questions. You can flatter your boss without complimenting his or her outfit every morning in the elevator.
Become a Really Good Spy.
Walk Like a New Yorker.
Self-Promote.
Mini Progress Reports.
Write for Your Editor.
Offer to Take on Extra Work.

7 Ways to Make Your Boss Fall in Love With You
  1. Turn Compliments Into Flattering Questions. You can flatter your boss without complimenting his or her outfit every morning in the elevator.
  2. Become a Really Good Spy.
  3. Walk Like a New Yorker.
  4. Self-Promote.
  5. Mini Progress Reports.
  6. Write for Your Editor.
  7. Offer to Take on Extra Work.