Someone has listed all the kinks of the Overwatch 2 heroes, and it’s probably horribly accurate

We’ve been working out quite a lot about Overwatch 2 since it launched earlier in the month. Our guides team has put a lot of effort into figuring out who the best Overwatch 2 heroes are, for example, and we’ve been thinking long and hard about how the game does (and doesn’t) deal with loot boxes.

But with over 25 million players under its belt, there’s one thing we know for sure about Overwatch 2: people are horny for it. They always have been for this series, and the launch of the new game is once again making people lick their lips and surreptitiously open an incognito browser on their PC once they’ve finished a particularly stressful game of Escort, or something.

So we know what we’re into. Bashing out ‘collared twink’ might basically be muscle memory for you, by this point. But have you ever stopped to consider what the cast of Overwatch 2 themselves might search, when opening up their dating apps and searching for good matches, or preparing for some alone time with their dexterous digits?