Starfield isn’t just a Christmas game, it’s the ultimate festive nightmare
I can’t wait to see the looks on their goofy little faces.
As my red and white interstellar sleigh streaks across the starry sky towards Jemison, I stare out at the train of alien reindeer – headed up by an Aceles with a red nose – stretching out in front of my modded ship’s cockpit. My face is covered in bushy white hair and my portly form is draped in a red dress, because Starfield has surprisingly few non-piratey crimson outfits.
I’ve got a cargo hold chock full of presents and I’m ready to spread some festive cheer among the inhabitants of The Settled Systems. By God do they need it.
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